God, I hate talking about my weight, but I guess I have to. See guys, I’m not skinny in any way, shape, or form. But that’s not a bad thing. I’m athletic and have muscles that I have earned hitting triples and making diving catches. Skinny little girls can’t make the super plays at second that I can. But I’m tired of all the stuck-up haters who put me down.
First, I have nothing against skinny girls. My best friends are skinny. I hate the girls who think that they are better than you because they are skinny.
Second, it’s really unfair for all you ‘fat-girls’ to weigh yourselves after a big party, think your fat, and go all anorexic. Just stop.
There is nothing wrong with being fat. You are still you, no matter what. Plus, you get all the added advantages. You can tell which guys like you for who you are, not how you look. You can eat what you want without being affected by three or four pounds. And you can tackle that skinny girl who is trying to steal second on you. ‘Cuz you can block her, and your best friend, the catcher, has the skills to help you out.